A POS Honda Civic with two-tone paint just drove past me and the Mexican driver had swapped all Honda emblems with BMW stuff. It even had 3-series wheels on it. Are you kidding me? IMV.

My overly exhilirating professor vexes me. During a break, he must have eaten an orange or a banana because after he so joyfully yelled during a lecture, a leftover chunk of food flew out of his teeth and landed right on my face. The whole class is still laughing. IMV.

My boyfriend of 4 years really vexes me. Today, he went down on one knee and said how much he loved me. I’ve been waiting for this moment for the past 2+ years. He then stood up laughing and said “I’m joking baby. You know we aren’t ready for this yet” He now has my handprint in his face. IMV.

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